We've+Got+the+News

Sung by: Bobby, Linda, Man of Steel, Gerry, and CHORUS
- Bobby, Linda, the Man of Steel and the chorus alternate giving headlines. - everyone sings the chorus

__Recordings__
We've Got the News Midi File media type="file" key="news.mid" width="300" height="50"

We've Got the News with Voice media type="file" key="We've Got the News with voice.m4a"

__Lyrics__
VERSE 1 Pregnant politician suff'ring labour pains Plumber quits his job finds it too much of a drain Smurfette writes her memoir saying She's Got the Blues We've got the news!

Ballet dancer splits his tights in Nutcracker Suite Local butcher says it's hard to make ends meet Student limps into class with lame excuse We've got the news!

We've got the news! We've got the news!

CHORUS We've got the news We've got the information We've got the news From all around the nation We've got the news We've got the latest stories We've got the news, and what's more

We've got exclusive interviews Theater and book reviews The weather and sports Stock market reports

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Get your Daily Trivia here! Yes sir, yes sir, no doubt about it We've got the news We've got the news. . . right here.

VERSE 2 Miners using dynamite are having a blast Princess Anne is thrown from horse and hurts her. . . head Her Majesty the Queen says "We are not amused" We've got the news

Peace talks in Geneva end up in a fight Unemployed young vampires start to feel the bite Striking Eunuchs say that they've got nothing to lose We've got the news

We've got the news! We've got the news!

REPEAT CHORUS

CODA We've got the. . . We've got the. . . We've got the news!